The Lifetime channel needs to just die. (Irony at its finest)
There is nothing worse than a flaccid handshake.
Yin V. Yang
“Someone’s got a black-eye”
Have you seen me?
Sincerely,
The Apostrophe in Youre
I don’t know what’s more normal in a manhattan park - the lack of basketball nets or the aroma of marijuana.
McDonalds needs to start this twitter campaign.
“Quarter #er With Cheese”
Love,
SocialMediAmerica
“Treasure Chest” = A woman wearing a bra made out of gold, diamonds and/or any other precious metal.
*Victoria’s Secret, Adriana Lima wearing a $2 million bra.
If you are addicted to Dr. Scholl’s, are you a Hypochondriac?
You can’t speak the truth, so you let your shirt do the deed.
“I can’t believe it’s not Butler… winning the National Championship”
I chill in the sauna!
David’s SunFlower Seeds should start a humorous campaign for males trying to attract women using the theme:
“Just plant the seed”
I’m Craisy for Craisins.
