There is nothing worse than a flaccid handshake.
Have you seen me?
The Apostrophe in Youre
I don’t know what’s more normal in a manhattan park - the lack of basketball nets or the aroma of marijuana.
McDonalds needs to start this twitter campaign.
“Quarter #er With Cheese”
“Treasure Chest” = A woman wearing a bra made out of gold, diamonds and/or any other precious metal.
*Victoria’s Secret, Adriana Lima wearing a $2 million bra.
If you are addicted to Dr. Scholl’s, are you a Hypochondriac?
David’s SunFlower Seeds should start a humorous campaign for males trying to attract women using the theme:
“Just plant the seed”